Oh it hurts to write that but yes, I Morgan Bentley have signed up for ‘Dry July’ and solemnly swear that I will not drink any form of alcoholic beverage for the whole duration of July. Now anyone who knows me knows that I’m the first one to say yes to an alcoholic induced night, especially when a good cider (preferably rekorderlig) is on the menu so this is going to be a struggle to say the least. Surprisingly my last weekend of being able to drink did not end in me weeing myself or slurring my ‘I love you’s’ on to a lovers voicemail, instead I was the deso*** for my very drunk drunk friends. Pj’s were on by 9 o’clock and I was wrapped up in my doona watching ‘The Real Housewives of OC’.
It’s 3 days in to July and I’m already wondering how on Earth I’m going to make it until the first of August, ahhhh I can taste the sweet strawberry and lime cider waiting in the fridge, these next 28 days better go fast!
On a better note feel free to donate money to my Dry July fundraising account and all of your much appreciated donations will go the Cancer Foundation! http://au.dryjuly.com/profile/morgzzzzb
PLEASE AND THANK YOU
*** deso – Aussie slang for a designated driver, someone that hasn’t been drinking and usually drives everyone home.